Simon's Thoughts

Dear friends and readers (if I have any, that is =P)
I'm sorry for my long disappearance from this Blog. It's just that work's been such a bitch and finding time to Blog has been quite a challenge.

Anyway, I'm here today to share something with you. I'd like to give credit to my friend Simon Watkinson for having such a weird but excellent thought! Hehehe. So here it is, Simon's thoughts (kinda funny):

Life would be much better lived backwards
You'd start out dead and get it out of the way.
Then, wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.
You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension,
thenwhen you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you getready for High School.
You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have noresponsibilities,
you become a baby, and then ........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions;
central heating, room service on tap,
larger quarters everydayand then, you finish off as an orgasm.
I rest my case.
- Simon